[text] I’m not sorry that fate has not brought us into contact again. I’d like to know how you came into possession of my personal phone number though. [/text]
[TEXT] This isn’t Luxord?
[text] No. This is Squall. From where did you get this number? [/text]
[TEXT] Sorry, little boy, I thought this was my Knight’s number.
How their able to text when there’s about 3000 years of time between the two is beyond quantum physics.
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I’M LAughIGN SO HARD
i swear to my fucking self holy fuck i just
re-reblogging cause it’s still funny
I want Gabe back :(